Stockists, procurers and brokers are advised of availability for HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. novel compound, assigned product code ‘SYN001’ and purchasable from HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. representatives on 28th November 2025.
Preliminary studies suggest that SYN001 demonstrates even greater potential for laboratory applications than previously anticipated. Laboratory technicians for HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. have identified several properties of interest observed in prototype batches of SYN001:
● Sudden and mostly irreversible indications of religious fervour observed in individuals working in close proximity to (or, as in one case, simply having a conversation regarding) SYN001.
● Low-level radioactivity and oxidising properties.
● Erratic, unpredictable behaviour of research team involved in SYN001 synthesis.
● Spontaneous emission of seemingly complex sound structures – one observer characterised these emissions as “dope bass-driven four-to-the-floor club tools”. No confirmation can be given to the veracity of this assessment.
Due to recent incidents HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. reminds affiliates once again that SYN001 and all other HEPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. products are not for human consumption. HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. accepts no responsibility for consequences arising from the usage of SYN001.
Please contact HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. directly for further information.
